Wednesday, May 28, 2008

SEX-TING

so it was one of my girls graduating, her name na Ibukun.....CONGRATULATIONS GIRL, am next so watch out!!!
Of course i got there late 'cos i woke up late and heck i am alwaysssss late..... I'll gist u guyz about that some other day.
after the whole ceremony wahala and pictures and all that, we all headed to her room hoping to get something to eat but no, the girl no get food. she be spagetti n meatball freak....... wateva happened to rice, rice and rice all over again???? jollof rice, fried rice, rice n fish stew, rice n beans, rice n dodo and fried turkey stew? ( if u don't get it, i am tryna tell you all i eat is rice as in literarilly, one way or the other i find myself eating rice).

back to my storri, some of Ibukun's frnds from school were in her apartment too.... and our very popular madam verachi said something about finding a girls nude picture on a certain boys phone, let us call him DASH.
one of the girls said oh, dats called "sexting" funny thing was that i was not really paying attention to the conversation but some signal in my medulla picked up that word...ahahah
i was like ehn? say that again, she was yea sexting..... i was like spell it ..... she did S-E-X-T-I-N-G.

Funmi still did not get it.....
so she broke it down SEX and TEXTING = SEXTING

U get it now? yea, dats how i felt too.

so if you have in a way or another ever sent or recieved any kind of sexual text message..... you have been sexting ooooo.
i bet "sexting" could be a crime in Naija.......just like 'indecent act in public' .........buahahahahahaha.....funny.

ok.... if u think this is dumb then sorry, its something new that i recently learnt, if u dey vex plss kindly go and chew stick.

and....if u think this is funny, then iam laughing too....buaahahahahahahah.

i will be back.

10 comments:

Pink-satin said...

sexting!!!lol

Funmie said...

abbi o pink satin......i thot it was funny too.

AlooFar said...

Funmie, Part two please ;)

The Last King Of Scotland said...

nice new word im adding to my vocab.....sextual energy

Vera Ezimora said...

LOL. You just had to include that I said something about finding a gal's nude pix on a guy's phone abi? Dis gal... ur mouth is too big.

Why didn't you mention that you have been sexting me? LOL.

Tayo said...

Sexting indeed ... LOL. You sef go chop stick. Anyway, happy birthday in arrears ...saw it on Vera's blog.

Tayo said...

Sexting indeed ... LOL. You sef go chop stick. Anyway, happy birthday in arrears ...saw it on Vera's blog.

Vera Ezimora said...

Err, Funmie, allow me to give you a few blogging lessons.

1. Thou shall reply all comments on your blog.

2. Thou shall stop pulling disappearing acts.

3. Thou shall update regularly (It's the middle of 2008 and you only have two posts for this year).

4. Thou shall adhere to all my rules!

Funmie said...

vera kiss my bum bum

Funmie said...

aww Tayo thanx, i know its been ages but thank u sir...
did u say i will chop stick? be careful o...